Newcomb's Ranch is a (very isolated) bar on Angeles Crest Highway (CA Route 2) in Angeles National Forest, maybe an hour and a half from downtown LA. One might ask if I one-beered or two-beered at Newcomb's. My good madame or sir, why are one or two the only options? Anyway by the end of the night I thought I was pretty smart but then Omega in his function as omniscient bartender cut me off.
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